Let me get this straight: the “U Party” wants a Taco Bell on campus, but students at Grand Valley State University want to get rid of it?

I remember the day when resume-stuffing, wealthy, conservative white men actually took the time to create snappy campaign slogans (Wolverine Party: A 24 hour campaign for a 24 hour campus, Michigan Party’s 10-point plan) instead of believing that one could campaign on something as idiotic and superficial as a Taco Bell. How about pressuring University Housing to finally switch to ‘Fair Trade’ coffee? Maybe that’s not enough of a ‘campus’ issue for them.

Author: Rob