Fuck the Vote?

Fed up with the "nonpartisan" corporate sheen of "Rock the Vote"? Then perhaps FTheVote.com is for you - a website that encourages you to "Do it in a swing state" (or "swinger state") with a conservative who will just agree to sign a pledge not to vote for George W. Bush and agree not to vote "in favor of preemptive war, diminishing freedoms at home, a ballooning deficit, environmental degradation, and the bilking of public schools."

Their logic? We liberals "look hotter, we dress hotter, our ideas are hotter, and we are infinitely hotter in the sack," and also "deep seated insecurity are common characteristics of almost all conservatives." Elaborate hoax? Publicity stunt? Serious? You decide. In other news, some conservatives are getting a bit worried about all those people seeing Fahrenheit 9/11 ...

For some serious "voter" websites also with liberal politics, check out Indyvoter.com and Punkvoter.com.